...Get it? Anyways. Wasn't tagged by anyone but felt like doing it.
Your real name: Marc somethingsomethingsomething
Natural hair colour: Dark brown, almost black.
Eye colour: Please refer yourself to my last answer.
Skin color: Sickly.
Glasses/contacts?: Not yet.
Piercings: I want gauges.
Braces: Nope. I have a dorky smile to prove it.
Mannerisms: I scratch my upper lip with the back of my thumb when I'm nervous.
Other distinctive markings: I'm three ducks in a man costume.
Colour: Uhh... Hmm... Lemme think...
Band: Pink Floyd
Video game: Donkey Kong Country II: Diddy's Kong Quest
Movie: The Blues Brothers
Book: Fab: An Intimate Life Of Paul McCartney
Game on a cell phone: 2048 (It's the only game I have).
CD: Dream Theater - Metropolis Part II: Scenes From A Memory
Scent: Women wearing light perfumes.
Animal: The graceful white rhino. And by graceful, I mean rugged.
Comic book: ...None. I don't read comics.
Cereal: Cinnamon. Toast. CRUNCH!
Cartoon: Archer, Family Guy, Futurama.
Play an instrument?: I play four (bass, guitar, keyboards and drums).
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Not anymore (University...)
Like to sing?: Yes!
Have a job?: Postal office clerk.
Have a cell phone?: ...Do you not?
Like to play sports? I uh... nope...
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope.
Have a crush on someone?: ...Yup.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: A lot of people don't live in the US guys. I'm a Canadian myself.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Nope.
Have any special talents/skills?: Cynicism! Also, predicting when someone's about to sneeze.
Exercise daily?: I do a LOT of stairway scaling due to subways/university. It counts. Shut up.
Like school?: Learning is fun!
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Why would you want to be able to do that in the first place?
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes: ...Do you not?!
Speak any other languages?: Je suis francophone, alors je vous laisse deviner. J'utilise l'anglais plus souvent dans ma vie quotidienne par contre (sauf à l'école).
Go a day without food?: ...I would cry.
Remember your dreams: All. The. Time.
Read music, not just tabs?: It takes me a while, but yes.
Roll your tongue?: Yes.
Eat a whole pizza:
HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: A wake-up call; Lottery is bull.
Snuck out of the house?: I think so, once...
Lied to get out of trouble?: Yes. No. Maybe. Wouldn't you like to know...
Had a computer crash?: I has teh magikk iMac, so not anymore.
Gotten lost in your city?: Yes... I was 9... And I was fuckin' scared...
Seen a shooting star?: Nah.
Been to any other countries?: The self-appointed center of the universe. Wildwood thrice, New York once.
Had a serious surgery?: Nah. Thank god, I'd stress the fuck out.
Stolen something important to someone else?: ...I used to be an asshole.
Solved a rubiks cube?: "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: To throw out the trash, yes.
Cried over a girl?: So... so, so emotive...
Cried over a boy?: ...My best friend, about seven years ago. Long story short, when someone doesn't sleep for 42 hours they're not responsible for what they say.
Kissed a random stranger?: ...That'd be creepy.
Hugged a random stranger?: Yes... mistook them for a friend of mine...
Been in a fist fight?: Yes...
Been arrested?: Nope.
Done drugs?: Weed. I really don't see the appeal, although I'll partake once in a blue moon.
Had alcohol?: Yes. Whiskey and gummy bears - The warrior's breakfast.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Moo.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Who does that?!!
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: "Sneaked" in? No. Went in? Yes.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: ...Fuck I hate when that happens.
Swore at your parents?: Fuck yeah.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: ...Roundhouse!
Been to a casino?: I don't gamble for money.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: I also don't drive.
Broken a bone?: Several. Wait, you mean, one of mine?
Gotten stitches?: Nope.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Played frisbee, but no water balloons.
Made homemade muffins?: Pancakes, but no muffins.
Bitten someone?: ...Hahahahaha....
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: DIDNEY WORL! ...Nope.
Burped in someone's face?: It's been a while.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: This morning.
Cried: I try not to.
Went to the bathroom: A few hours ago.
Saw a movie in a theater: ...When was Thor II?
Read a book: I'm a university student. Half of my life consists of reading books -_-;
Had a snow day: Last winter.
Had a party: PARTY!!!
Went to a doctor: ...Seriously, when was Thor II?!
Tripped in front of someone: Yep...
Went to the grocery store: Saturday two weeks ago.
Got sick: I dunno...
Got cursed: Meh, I don't hang out with shamans anymore, so...
Called someone: Yesterday.
DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Only ORGANIC donuts.
Black/white: Why is it always a racial thing with you people?!
Lights on/lights off: I'm fine with either.
TV/movie: Dat TEEVEE!
Body spray/lotion: ...Soap?
Cash/cheque: Moneymoneymoney. Money.
Pillows/blankets: Blankets. I can sleep without a pillow.
Headache/stomach ache: Neither!
Chinese food/Mexican food: No me gustan los heartburns. So neither.
Summer/winter: The one that's coming.
Snow/rain: I'm fine with either as long as I don't have to walk for a long period outside.
Fog/misty: Brock, and Ash. Wait. What was the question?
Rock/rap: Rock. Actual rock, not that "alternative" bullshit.
Meat/vegetarian: Dial "O" for "Omnivore"
Chocolate/vanilla: ...Still racial, I see! (Vanilla).
Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles. I'm a Canadian, you get two minutes for icing here (Hockey reference, oho!)
Cake/pie: It's a lie!
Ocean/swimming pool: Both.
Window/door: Preferably, yes.
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: ...Who's the second guy?
Cat/dog: I'm a cat person. Like, literally.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Shirts? Short sleeves. Tattoos? Full sleeves.
Pants/shorts: WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS? ...Not me.
Winter break/spring break: Winter break.
Clouds/clear sky: Clear skies.
Moon/mars: [insert answer]. Prism. POWER! (I watched Sailor [insert answer] when I was a kid. Helped me learn english. And gender roles!)
Questions/Answers: I dunno.
War/Peace: Why the fuck would anyone pick war? I mean, do you ENJOY sending troops to their deaths for nonsensical ideologies or literal economic theft?!
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: Nope. But. I do believe in life after love (AFTER LOVE, AFTER LOVE, AFTER LOVE)
What's the most important kind of love for you?: The one that goes both ways.
Have you ever been in love?: Yes...
Been close to love?: What does that mean?
If you have, with who?: Uh,,,
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Yeah... always turns out badly...
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Not anymore, but yeah... I cried on a hammock for three straight hours until my best friend's GF snapped me out of it, once.
Are you in a relationship?: Nope!
If so, for how long?: ...What are you, illiterate?
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Yes. Theory of compatibility.
What is your idea of the best date?: The best date is one that isn't a date. Just hanging out with someone you love, and fall for each other.
What was your first kiss like?: Two butter churns (our tongues) spinning out of control. Plus, we'd just eaten pizza, both of us. Our breaths were... Well, let's cut to the chase - it wasn't great.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 13
Do you think love is worth nothing?: This question is worth nothing!
Best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex: Being able to reflect upon myself through someone else. (Get your mind out of the gutter people!).
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Once. In sixth grade...
Have you ever dumped someone?: ...Yeah...
Want: To be able to put the music I have in my head unto music sheets.
Love: To love, but my baby just wants to dance!
Hate: Aggravated stupidity.
Feel: Good! (Dunuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh!)
Did: Naht hit her! It's bullshit! I did naht!
Miss: Being a kid. Mainly because I could collect stuff without feeling like a dork.
Am annoyed by: My cat! THERE, I FED YOU, HELLSPAWN! LET ME WATCH INK MASTER NOW!
"Have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear!!!"
Am tired of: People saying outlandishly stupid shit in my psychology class.
Will always: Be creative.
What is your favorite genre(s) of music?: Classic Rock, Progressive Rock, Metal, 80s New Wave/Pop, Disco, Jazz Fusion (in that order).
What time is it now?: 10:22 pm.
How much money do you have right now?: Change for the bus.
Are you hungry right now?: I'm the cookie monster. So yeah.
What are you doing right now?: Watching Ink Master (pay attention, yo!)
Do you like parades?: Nah...
Do you like the moon?: Yes.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Remind people that I'm doing a LiveStream this Thursday evening!
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: To control time.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: I have my moments.
Pretty?: Meh... kinda?
Sarcastic?: Me? Nah...
Friendly?: Unless you give me a reason not to be, yes.
Evil?: I'm Handsome Jack, baby.
Smart?: That, I know I am.
Strong?: Define "Strong"...
Talented?: In some areas.
Dorky?: Fuck. Yes.
WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
Window: Quit Unexpectedly
Psycho: Killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-faaaaaaa, fa-fa-fa-fa-faaaaa, far, better!)
Brain Freeze: Politics
Sassy: Gillian Jacobs
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: I'm not fond of heights. So nope.
Run away?: Run run run, run, run run, run a-awaaaaaay!!!! Seriously, probably. Haven't yet though.
Curse at a teacher?: Yes. Respect is not a one-way street.
Not take a shower for a week?: ...Peyote is one HELL of a drug!
Ask someone out?: Yes!
Unscrew your cellphone to see what's inside?: I'm not rocket surgeon.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: I overcame mythomania a few years back, so, I did in the past.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: For more than a month? Nope.
Go scuba diving?: Yeah! But not in Australia.
Write a book?: I wanted to, once.
Assemble a computer?: I'm still not rocket surgeon.
Become a rock star?: YES! FUCK YES!
Have a long-distance relationship?: Nope. I guess that kinda goes into antithesis territory when you look at my answer on last question.
Marry someone you don't know?: ...Why would you want to do that?!
What kind of computer do you have?: iMac.
What grade/level of studies are you in? University.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: I don't eat popcorn.
How many posters do you have in your room? In my room? Nope. In my study, six. ...I have a study. Somewhat.