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A. S. Phyxia Interview

Sun Jul 6, 2014, 1:07 PM
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Since A. S. Phyxia won the interview poll, I will be writing down her interview below. Remember, the general public is not aware of her criminal activities, but rumours and speculations on the subject abound. The following interview is done from the perspective of Vyxen, a fashion/tabloid magazine which is very popular in Glenmetropolis. Without further ado, here goes:

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Ladies and gentlemen, we here at Vyxen Magazine had the pleasure, this past Friday, to interview one of the world's foremost fashion designers of the decade, Ashley Suzan Phyxia. Vyxen's own editor in chief Pugg Denning conducts the interview. Here's how it went down:


Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Miss Phyxia, first, let me thank you for accepting our invitation! We know you have a busy schedule.
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: You're welcome, dear! I'm happy to take a break, actually.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Glad to hear it! Miss Phyxia, you've been living in Glenmetropolis for close to a decade now. Do you ever miss the UK?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: I can't say I miss it so much as it represents my past. Some of it good, some of it, well, like *points to her hair* this right here... So it's more or less mixed feelings. I'm proud to be a Brit, but I couldn't say I'd move back tomorrow, given the opportunity.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Hmmm, I see. Speaking of your hair, I have to point out, "A. S. Phyxia"... has anyone ever denoted the "predestined" pun?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: *Laughs* Constantly, darling. But it's not something that bothers me at all. If anything, it helps people cope with my handicap better.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: So, you consider your hair a handicap?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: The Federal Government does.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Ah, yes, the trial [referencing the Province of Québec vs. Ashley Suzan Phyxia trial in 2009, where miss Phyxia was accused of deliberately polluting the air while seated at non-smoking sections in restaurants. Our readers will remember that miss Phyxia was acquitted, her lawyers proving that unless she lights an actual cigarette, she is not considered to be smoking by the Law and therefore, couldn't be accused of any crime. The court even stated her hair to be "a handicap beyond the defendant's control"]. Are you happy with the court's decision?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Of course I am, but it's a shame I had to go through all this media circus and legal bullocks. I mean, I moved to this city because I thought my condition would be more socially accepted, given Glenmetropolis' rather "unusual" backgrounds. But no! Instead, I'm being accused of malicious intent. It's a real shame... At least the Federal Government has a head on their shoulders.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Some say you bought your way out of the trial. Do y-
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Oh, come now, Pugg. Everytime a wealthy business leader goes on trial, the world is ready to put the invention of the Endzeit-serum [used during World War II as a means of torture] on their shoulders! Money doesn't mean someone's a criminal, it just means they succeeded where many others failed.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Sure, but there have been many more rumours about you.
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Rumours make the world go 'round, darling *winks*.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: And half of my pay check! *Miss Phyxia and I laugh* Seriously, though. Some people claim you might be paying the government to turn a blind eye on some shady business manoeuvres The Phyxia Corporation would be caught in. Care to comment on that?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Of course. I think it's obvious what's been going on lately - I'm the British fashion designer who moves into town, I'm wealthy, I use authentic fur on my pieces, and off the bat this makes me bloody Cruella De Vil. But my detractors never underline my charity work, do they? Or the New Beginnings foundation [a non-profit organization created by miss Phyxia to help victims of accidental mutations better adapt to their new condition]? Of course they don't. They're too busy making pointless rants and protesting in front of my office. A word of advice, children and teens - protesting doesn't make you succeed in life. Working hard makes you succeed.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: This coming from a rich heiress to begin with. I'm not saying I don't agree with your message, but I guess I can see where some would point out a measure of "hypocrisy" in that speech.
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Oh, Pugg, dear. My father's money is nothing compared to the money The Phyxia Corporation makes. Last year, our first quarter profits alone were three times higher than my inheritance! And I achieve this kind of success by giving it my all, and nothing else!
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Of course, of course. Switching gears, let's speak of your love life. Rumour has it you've been dating F.L.O.O.D. agent Christopher Zachlin, also known as Kingsaim. Care to-
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: *Laughs hysterically* Oh, ho ho ho now, THAT'S rich! Thanks for the laugh, Pugg, I really needed that! ...Oh, you're actually SERIOUS?! Ha! No, no, I can assure you ladies, Chris Zachlin is still on the market, with his ridiculous hair and action-figure antics! *Laughs once more* I haven't heard anything this ludicrous since I was accused of corporate blackmail! 
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: I'm guessing this means the rumours aren't founded then! Does this mean there's someone else in your life? 
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: *Still chuckling* Hmm, ahem. That's... well, that's not entirely true, nor false.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Please, do elaborate! We might get a Vyxen exclusive right here!
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Let's just say I'm... *after a long hesitation* emotionally unavailable, at the moment.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: How very mysterious. But, I respect your right to privacy. Moving on - Our readers have been asking about your goals. What are they? What does A. S. Phyxia aspire to accomplish, to be?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Oh, my. So many things! I would like the New Beginnings foundation to become a worldwide organization, as well as elevating The Phyxia Corporation to the top of the Fortune 500. I would LOVE to buy one of those uncharted islands in the Atlantic... Then again, there's always the idea of building a mansion in the French alps. Oh, and learn French! I've been taking classes, even!
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Really? Care to give us an example?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Sure. *With a heavy English accent* Je suis assise sur le chaise... Wait, is it "le chaise" or "la chaise"? As you can see, there's a lot of room for improvement.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: That was actually quite good. Is your secret lover the one teaching you French?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Pugg! *Blushing slightly, with a smile* Stop trying to pry out information you're never going to get!
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: You can't blame me for trying, it's my job after all! Let's move on to flash questions - What's your favourite food?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Grilled lobster tail with chive ricotta gnocchi. Absolutely divine!
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Sounds quite fancy. Favourite drink?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: ...Alcoholic, or otherwise?
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Either and/or both.
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Then I have to go with the Pink Flamingo. Especially on the beach.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Favourite way to unwind?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Television. I don't have time for much else.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Favourite type of music?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Jazz and classical. 
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Favourite season?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Winter! I love the city around Christmas and New Year's Day especially!
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: It is a merry season indeed. Favourite colour?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Pink. I'm such a cliché...
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: And finally, favourite interviewer?
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Pugg Denning, of course! *winks*
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: Well, that wraps up the interview miss Phyxia! Hope you had a good time.
ASP Interview Icon by gPsBassist: Splendid, even! Thanks for having me.
Interview Vyxen Logo by gPsBassist: My pleasure, thank you for accepting the invitation! Readers, don't forget to send your personal questions to Ashley Suzan Phyxia to vyxenmag.gln* and we will forward them to her as quickly as possible. And don't miss the September edition of Vyxen as A. S. Phyxia returns to tell us about her fall/winter collection! As always, I am Vyxen editor in chief Pugg Denning, hoping you enjoyed this interview as much as I did!

To get more information on The Phyxia Corporation and their clothing catalogue, visit TSP.gln/home
To get more information on the New Beginnings foundation, or to donate, visit newbeginnings.gov/gln

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*To ask your questions to A. S. Phyxia, write them in the comments section below, and she will reply to you as soon as possible. I hope you enjoyed this interview, and if so, may it be the first of many.
And no, none of those websites actually exist.




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