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Hans Of Aufbau

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New character time! Well, more like "character that's been spending three months unfinished on my desk that I just recently decided to finish and colour"-time.

You guys, remember the 80s? I remember those years fondly (albeit I was born a decade later). Mankind was laying the groundwork for the meaning of the word "metrosexual", some Wall fell down, dance movies were actually good, Silvester's Stallone's mouth was already crooked, Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in shame, pope John Paul II got shot (by disgraced former president Jimmy Carter, some will say), and basically, fashion was a madhouse. That's the 1980s for you.

And who could speak of the 1980s without speaking of the music. You see, Hans is but one of the many stereotypes of musicians hailing from the 80s. Hans Hoffmeischlöng was a keytar player for the German new wave band Aufbau. Like many musicians from his era, he has only one emotionnal level - bored (and possibly judging you). He is snobby, uptight and dislikes most of the people. Literally.

Years after Aufbau disbanded, Hans kept making music. His discography is loved by many, both pure underground hipsters and everyday "just-listening-to-what's-on-the-radio" kind of people. But Hans' success is not limited to music.

Indeed, Hans is a supercriminal. For years, he was able to levitate (of course never displaying it in public). One day, he got out of his penthouse and watched all the people walking in the street. He instantly got bored of how mainstream walking was and, as the story goes, started levitating the next instant. He can also produce Nega-Energy. What is Nega-Energy? Well, think of it as energy's badass stepmom.

Here's his bio-template:

Name: Hans Of Aufbau
Real Name: Hans Hoffmeischlöng
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 137 lbs.
Age: 44
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Occupation: Musician, music producer, supervillain
Lives In: Glenmetropolis, Québec, Canada
Nationality: German
Birthplace: Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Alignment: Evil
Family: Klaus Hoffmeischlöng (Brother)
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Spoken Languages: English, German
Strength Level: Average
Superpowers: Levitation, Nega-Energy Generation

Hans is a parody of New Wave music (in general), more specifically of Bauhaus. His "shirt" (if it can be called that) displays a logo for his band, Aufbau, which is a parody of Bauhaus' iconic "computer-generated face in a circle" logo. Hans is also a parody of German stereotypes from the 1980's era. This is usually how Germans were depicted in North American cartoons (large mouth, high nose, pointy face, no expression whatsoever, and the classic bowl and shave haircut).

Hans Hoffmeischlöng © :icongpsbassist:
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Make
Canon
Model
MX320 series
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CursedDevil's avatar
He sure does look like he's from where you say he come's from.

Bowl head dude shall be his new name from moi :D